A TERRIFYING Baby Celebration is the 65th episode of the Pokémon Past and Future Series.
DISCLAIMER: And NO. There is NO pregnancy involved, YOU FRIKKIN' BOOMER WHO DIDN'T READ THE FRIKKIN' RULES.
Major Events[]
- Loona's Emberosa has the effect of PTT.
- This is the first time Serena travels to Kanto.
- Baby Eevee is born, due to Emberosa throwing him up.
- We meet Loona for the first time.
Script[]
Serena in Hooko[]
- Narrator: an exiting turn of events has just happened: Serena is ready to perform in another Pokémon Showcase! She and both her Delphox, which evolved from Braixen, and Pangoro, which evolved from Pancham, are just warming up now:
- Serena: Delphox, use Flamethrower!
- Delphox: Del-Del-Del... PHOX!
- Serena: Now use Dig!
- Pangoro: Pan... Gor... O!
- Serena: Alright! Now we're...
- (Sylveon screams in horror.)
- Serena: Oh. What's wrong, Sylveon?
- Sylveon: Nothing.
- Serena: OK, boomer.
Something is Wrong with one of Loona's Pokemon[]
- Loona: Alright! Now we're...
- Emberosa: (in a weak manner) Ouch!
- Loona: Something is wrong with you, Ember-Rose. (lifts up Emberosa, sees that the dark/fairy type Pokémon's stomach is brown and vanilla colored, like an Eevee) I see.
- Palermo: who is this?
- Loona: It's me, Loona! I just wanted you to know that Serena is coming to Kanto soon.
- Palermo: That is wonderful news!
- Loona: There's just one problem though.
- Palermo: what is it?
- Loona: Look at Emberosa's stomach.
- Palermo: (sees the stomach color) I see. She must be ill. You should take her to a Pokemon Center.
- Loona: okay. Thanks! (Serena's call with Palermo ends. Serena picks up the phone again to a different number).
- Narrator: Meanwhile, in the Pokemon Center...
- Loona: Hey guys! Guess what!
- Everyone except Professor Nene and Kukui: What?
- Loona: (in a scared manner) My Emberosa's sick!
- Sophocles: I thought she was already there. (Points to the tree stump drawing of a Sylveon).
- Ash: Ok, boomer.
- Mallow (whispering to Lillie and Lana): Why is Ash a boomer?
- Lillie (whispering to Mallow and Lana): I don't know.
- Lana (whispering to Mallow and Lillie): Beats me.
- Kiawe (thinking to himself): He is more boomerish than me personally.
- Emberosa: (in a weak manner) Ouch!
- Daniel: okay. Let's get her to our Pokémon Center, sis.
- Narrator: Later...
- Professor Kukui: Oh. It's just the Pokémon tummy troubles your Emberosa has, miss Loona.
- Professor Nene: Well, here goes nut-thing.
(Ash and Loona cringe at the joke, then Emberosa throws up Baby Eevee and cries of joy.)
- Baby Eevee: Ee? (Noticing everyone) ee, ee, ee, ee! (Crying) Eevee! Vee, Vee!
- Everyone: Awwwww!
- Baby Eevee: Vee?
- Ash: don't worry. I won't hurt you. There's nothing to be afraid of. (Starts tickling the newborn)
- Baby Eevee: ee,ee,ee,ee,ee.
- Loona: (catches Eevee) Like the power of the Aura trio breathes in me, I just caught an Eevee!
- Narrator: Later..
- Team Rocket: (shows up)
- Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
- James: And make it double!
- Team Rocket: Jessie! And it's James!
- James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.
- Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
- Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
- Dezadore, Thrasher, Denbar, Garter, Meloetta, Pikachu, and Wooloo: (show up) NOT TODAY, TEAM ROCKET!
- Team Rocket: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
- Dezadore: OK boomer.
Serena goes to Kanto[]
- Serena: I'm going to Kanto. Bye!
- Everyone: Bye!
Trivia[]
- This is actually not a sh*tpost. THIS STUPID SERIES FOR EVIL ANONS is, though.